5 yrs since the twin towers although no-one ever mentions the third building No 7 that went down on the same day.

I've been thinking about what shows we might see when we become an Islamic state. A sort of mix between good old British and modern (well 13th century) Muslim.

'Im in the Sh-ite again' a possible future comedy of a fundementalistic who keeps slipping up and popping down the pub. Family comedy I think.

'Are you being Severed?' a rehash of the old Brit comedy with a Muslim twist. Old Mr Grace saying to the crew on the bomb making floor ' You're all dying very well!'

'Jehad's Army' a comedy about over the hill terrorists.

'It ain't half hot Iman' an hilarious comedy about a group of cross dressing terrorists entertaining the troops in Lebanon.

'Alas Sief and Jhanda', the boys doing sketches and routines Bagdhad style!

'Carry On Osama' the team reunite for one last explosive adventure amongst the caves of Afghanistan. The boys dress up in burquas and cause chaos!